Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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