haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I need water and some morals
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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