I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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