I puked a lego.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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