Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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