I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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