Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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