I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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