i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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