Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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