i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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