lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
His nipple licking is glorious
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