I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just gargled with NyQuil
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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