i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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