At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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