I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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