if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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