I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i will never coherently bang her
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
