I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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