Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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