Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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