Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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