Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I think people are normalizing furries
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