chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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