didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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