what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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