new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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