Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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