if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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