is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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