My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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