There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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