So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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