I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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