We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just google imaged poop.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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