Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
bring money and cleavage
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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