Say something about gay babies.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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