Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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