Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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