it wasn't lemon gatorade
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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