he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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