After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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