are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Can I color on your dick again?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Randomize
