I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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