so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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