no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
