brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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