How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
