just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
