11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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