when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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