yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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