yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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