idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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