If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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