Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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