Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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