is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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